Wednesday, May 13, 2009

REALity OBSSESED

STORY OF HER LIFE!


Soo....my best friend, La'Reisa Stacia-Marie Chavez-Crittle is completely obsesses with REALITY TV that she tries to create her own reality TV......HAHAH Who gets her?

If ya'll know who she is and have her facebook, you know what I mean. LOL

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Funny Shit of the Weeek!:

1. A nigga flew into the air onto a pile of floor mats....he bounced back to the side and ate shit... (Aliem)

2. Apparently he loves getting his booty spanked. ;0/ that nigga.

3. Aliem had to wear an Aladdin Vest for this Titty Squirting Tranny(TST)! Nasty!

4. I got home on Monday and walked into a conversation about Big PEOPLE. My cousin-in-law believes that all obese people get big because they want to and that they ALL stink. LOL Wow!

That's it for this week. Stay tune later for whats about to come.

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Song: Pretty Wings by Maxwell. <-----Nigga got his heart broken, and his girl left with his best friend. Sad right?

Monday, May 11, 2009

Instinctions of THE homoPHOBIES


"End HOMOPHOBIA now! Spread that shit like HIV." -me....

Ya'll niggaz need to fear us, cause in the end we will come out on top!

Fuck all you FAG haters. You're just mad cause we are the most creative people in the world, cause we dress better, cause we have better taste, and because we suck dick better.

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself little bitches!

Opening SIGHT

As my cousin and I chatted about the "ONE" I came to realize this.....

"In order to receive greater things, we have to loose valuable things...Life HAS to be BALANCED..."

Also.....

If you could fast forward into your own life and have everything you want... would you want to go back to live the life-years that you just missed out on? TOUGhSh!T

Listened to: pART of the List- Ne-Yo

Mine and Aliem's Anthem:

If peter piper pecked em I betcha biggie bust em
He probably tried to fuck him I told him not to trust him
Lyrically I dust em off like Pledge
Hit hard like sledge hammers bitch with that platinum grammer
I am a diamond cluster hustler
Queen bitch supreme bitch
Kill a nigga for my nigga by any means bitch
Murder scene bitch
Clean bitch disease free bitch
Check it I write a rhyme, melt in your mouth like M&M's
Roll with the M.A.F.I.A. remember them?
Tell em when I used to mess with gentlemen
Straight up aposttles, now strictly niggaz that jostle
Kill a nigga for the figure, how you figure?
Your cheddar would be better, Beretta inside of Beretta
nobody do it better
Bet cha I wet cha like hurricanes and typhoons
Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons
Seat the loon, this rap Pam Grier's here
Baby drinkers beware, mostly Dolce wear
Frank fill niggaz lives for one point five
While you struggle and strive we pick which Benz to drive
The M.A.F.I.A. you wanna be em
Most of y'all niggaz can't eat without Predium
I'm rich, I'ma stay that bitch

Who you lovin who you wanna be huggin
Roll with niggaz that be thuggin, buggin
In the tunnel in Eso's
Sippin espresso, Cappuchino wit Nino
On a mission for the lucci creno
I used to wear Mossino, but every bitch got it
Now I rock colorful minks because my pockets stay knotted
C-note after C-note, Frank Bo hold fifteen plus the caterer
you think you greater, uh
(You niggaz got some audacity
You sold a million now you half of me
Get off my dick, kick it bitch)
Check my pitch, or send it puss in a
And I'll still stick your moms for her stocks and bonds
I got that bomb ass cock, a good ass shot
With hardcore flows to keep a nigga dick rock
Sippin Ziffendales, up in Chippendales
Shop in Bloomingdales for Prada bags
Female Don Dada has no broblems spittin cream with my team
Shit's straight like nine fifteen, knahmean?
Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit
Flossin my rolex rich
Shit, I'ma stay that bitch

Queen Bitch- Lil' KIM